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It's All Fun & Games Until Your Metabolism Slows Down Cocktail Napkins

$8.00
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Bring a smile to your next gathering with these funny paper cocktail napkins, designed to keep the good times rolling while making cleanup a breeze! Each napkin features playful and witty phrasing that’s sure to amuse your guests and spark conversation at any event.

Perfect for happy hour, hors d’oeuvres, snacks, or sweets, these napkins combine humor with practicality. Measuring 5" x 5" folded (and 10" x 10" unfolded), they’re just the right size for drinks or small bites. With 20 napkins per pack, you’ll have plenty to share for every occasion—from casual get-togethers to festive celebrations.

Fun, functional, and easy to love, these cocktail napkins make entertaining effortless while adding a splash of personality to your party table.

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