Subversive Cross Stitch Kits

Cross-stitched phrase 'CAN YOU NOT' in a decorative gold frame with Greek key border.

Decorative cross-stitch with 'Not Today, Satan' text in a gold frame.

Cross-stitched design with 'Stop Freaking Out' text and two birds on a gold background

Decorative framed text with 'IT'S NOT MEAN IF IT'S HILARIOUS' in a gold frame.

Cross-stitched design with text 'FRESH OUT OF FUCKS' and decorative elements on a white background.

Cross-stitched design with red letters 'F', 'U', 'C', 'K' on a white background, framed in gold.

Cross-stitched question 'did you take your meds today?' with a colorful border.

Cross stitch kit with hoop, thread, and printed instructions on a wooden surface

$28.00

Style

Can You Not

Did You Take Your Meds?

Fresh Out of F*ucks

It's Not Mean if it's Hilarious

Not Today Satan

Stop Freaking Out

Fancy F*ck

Create something beautiful from start to finish with this deluxe needlework kit, thoughtfully assembled with everything you need to bring the design to life. Each kit includes high-quality material, coordinating thread, a full-color pattern, step-by-step instructions, two needles, and a hoop—making it perfect for both beginners and experienced stitchers alike.

Designed for ease and enjoyment, the kits feature a clearly printed full-color pattern that matches the main product image. The finished design area measures approximately 5" x 5" on 14-count material, offering a satisfying project size that’s ideal for gifting or displaying once complete.

Beautifully packaged and ready to stitch, this kit makes a wonderful creative escape or thoughtful gift for craft lovers. Please note: kit photos shown are examples of packaging and contents, and the gold frame is not included.

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